I’m not counting chickens before they hatch, I’m counting eggs as they’re laid. It’s less than a fortnight past solstice, and already the egg count is starting to rise. No, we’re not getting dozens a day yet, and it’s not enough to put out the newsflash bulletins for everyone to start putting orders in for eggs. But it’s definitely an uptick and numbers, and the color mix of our daily eggs has changed.
Maybe it’s just the excessively warm spell we’ve had this December, and not the passing of solstice at all. It’s definitely clear though that some of our layers are back after their molt… we haven’t see a blue or green Auracauna egg for a month now, and in the last three days two of the Auracaunas have started laying again, nice big eggs.
We love how big the eggs are from the older birds. We love having older birds around, actually, and not just because their eggs are among our largest. Our two flocks have great leadership, both from the roosters and the hens. A couple months ago now we took the thirty or so new pullet hens and their roos from their chick-to-pullet-coop and split them up and introduced them to their permanent flocks… the new Welsummers went west to the bigger flock, and the Cuckoo Marans to the east flock.
Having older birds and a stable flock/coop situation allows newcomers to settle in quickly. There’s some initial confusion and a bit of put-you-in-your-place pecking, but that’s why it’s called a pecking order. New birds come in near the bottom of the order, and work their way into a comfort zone. Everybody finds a place, and within a short time, everybody knows everyone else and things are fairly settled socially.
I read once that 50-60 birds in a chicken flock is about the most that they can handle well, because more than that and their little chicken brains can’t keep track of the social structure and civilization breaks down. We haven’t pushed the upper limits of that range too much; our west flock is around 70 right now. But it’s very clear that everyone knows everyone else, and they all understand the pecking order. So I think the maximum reasonable Facebook friendslist for chickens could actually be much higher, given a comfortable coop and roosts at night and plenty of room for free-ranging during the day. Not such teeny chicken brains after all.
Back in November, there were three Barred Rocks from the east side flock that refused to stay in their fenced pasture, and kept escaping to greener pastures. The west flock has better fences, so after a week or so of this, we simply took the lead escape artist and carried her back to the west flock, setting her on a perch after dark so that in the morning, she’d find the new water, food and “friends” before setting out for the day’s foraging in new territory. We’ve found this a pretty reliable way to introduce birds to different flocks, that they always seem to find their way back to the coop after waking up there.
In the morning at roll call, the escape artist found she’d fallen a few notches (plummeted, more like) and needed to find her new place. Everyone in the West Flock knew this was someone different and yet someone who could belong here. There were no death struggles, just don’t-stand-so-close-to-me messages and minor display-fight skirmishes.
Our wild/tame Tom turkey (who lives outside the flock in the trees, but spends all day with the west flock chickens) knows instantly who any newcomers are and quietly chases them around the hen yard, walking along with his long strides causing them to hop and run a little and behave themselves. After an initial chase, Tom leaves the newcomers alone most of the day unless they get into skirmishes (which they do). He’s our cop, breaking up all the fights, or trying to by sticking his head in and getting between skirmishers and *peenting loudly at them. I don’t think the peenting does much, it’s not a very threatening sound, but he’s getting to be so massive that he’s definitely imposing. He takes this job seriously, always picking out who he thinks is the troublemaker and targeting him/her specifically for little snakelike jabs with that big head of his. So the newcomers learn fast to work their way up the ranks gradually, and not set off The Big Guy too much by being too much the social climber.
And it works. We have happy flocks. Whenever there’s a singleton newcomer introduced to a flock on either side, the process seems about the same. Brief universal shunning, a few short spats, begrudging acceptance into the lowest tier, and gradual tolerance of the newcomer and a place on the roosts at night with opportunities for social advancement, given time.
It’s not a bad system. Better than some human ones I’ve participated in. Similar to several of them, more humane than a couple. I think it’s closer to being a newcomer in high school than to being a new professor in a mid-tier academic department… the latter situation can range from uplifting to downright horrifying, depending on the roosters in that flock. I’ve seen it both ways, occasionally at the same time in the same department. Being now a bit removed from the daily academic environment affords me the luxury of looking back and seeing it with new eyes.
Overall, I loved being a professor. And now I love being with my chickens even better. Happy New Year.
*note to birders: I know that only woodcocks are said to “peent”, yet this unique and seldom used vocalization of the turkey reminds me of peenting (search “peenting” and you can hear woodcocks on YouTube), although it’s far from being the same call. Someday I’ll record this insistent, nasal warning the turkey makes and post it. Meanwhile, I’ll call it a peent.

























